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Figures Don’t Lie, But Liars can Figure!
Congress approved a 1.8 trillion dollar budget this year. If there are 280 million Americans, how much does each American have to contribute? I calculate nearly a quarter million dollars for each family of four! Have you sent in your quarter million dollars this year?
Man to God "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God to Man "So you would love her."
"But God", Man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God replies "So she would love you."
The Female Always Makes The
Rules.
The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior
notification
No Male can possibly know all the Rules.
If the Female suspects the Male knows all the rules, she must
immediately change some or all of the Rules.
The Female is NEVER
wrong.
If the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding,
which was a direct result of something the Male did or said wrong.
If the above Rule applies, the male must apologize immediately for
causing the misunderstanding.
The Female can change her mind at any given point in time.
The Male must NEVER
change his mind without Express Written Consent
from the Female.
The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
The Male must remain calm at ALL times, unless the Female wants him to
be angry or upset.
The Female must, under NO circumstances, let the MALE know whether or
not she wants him to be angry or upset.
Any attempt to document these Rules could result in bodily harm.
If the Female has PMS, all Rules are null and void.